Scenes From a Mall
Me: So I’m going to be using this camera to do live streaming of my piano concerts. Does it have video out through firewire or usb?
Store Clerk: Absolutely. You can totally do live streaming with this baby. It’s the bomb.
Me: Great. So which one does it have - firewire or usb video out?
Store Clerk: Um, I don’t… you can do either. It has both. Yeah, this unit is slick man. You should totally get this.
Me: Thanks. I just want to make sure that it has the proper video out that I need because I don’t want to have to deal with your “restocking” fee of 10%. That would really piss me off.
Store Clerk: Dude, I am straight up on this one. (Long, uncomfortable pause) But to be totally honest sir, I don’t really work in this section. I’m just filling in for my man Jose. He’s on a smoke break. So I don’t technically KNOW that this has what you need, but Sony is a big name, probably the biggest. So if they don’t have it, nobody does.
Me: Ugh.
2 years ago
